..."I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night...."
"This song makes me smile. It's my dad's favorite Christmas song, you know..."
"This song makes me angry. If I were the dad in this song, I would be so pissed."
"I mean, think about it. She's kissing some other guy. IN THEIR HOUSE! It's outrageous. That kid should totally tell his dad."
"Um, you DO know that Santa Claus is actually daddy dressed up as Santa Claus, right? So she's actually kissing her husband. Only the little kid doesn't know that because he believes in Santa?"
"Oh. Well then, that makes MUCH more sense."